Need examples of witty writing with few words?

Check out The Listings in The New York Times’ Weekend Arts section. You’ll find some succinctly superb snippets under Long-Running Shows. Here are my favorites from last Friday:

Billy Elliot The Musical
Ballet dreams in coal country

Mamma Mia
The jukebox musical set to the disco throb of Abba

Chicago
Jazz Age sex, murder, and razzle-dazzle

West Side Story
Romeo on Juliet’s fire scape, once again

Wicked
Oz rivisited

Mary Poppins
Supernanny

What are your favorite examples of ultra-short writing that packs a punch? Share away.